Merry Christmas Wishes Funny – It’s a season to celebrate like never before. And nothing better than funny Christmas wishes that can get you in the mood of celebration. These funny Christmas wishes will help you share the fun of Christmas all around. Below are some collections of the funniest Christmas wishes to make your loved one smile. So, don’t hesitate to add some witty humor to your Christmas texts and send them to your friends and loved ones.
Merry Christmas Wishes Funny
May you have plenty of mistletoe on hand this Christmas… and lots of good kisses too!
Christmas is the festival of love and spirit So let us drink the spirit to feel love Merry Christmas to You
Man will live forever Because of Christmas (Because of Christmas Day drinking) Merry Christmas to you
For some, the best part of Christmas happens…. when it’s all over! Wishing you a stress-free Christmas season!
Christmas is truly full of wonders. It makes all of my savings disappear! That is the Christmas magic; Merry Christmas!
I wish for your holidays to be filled with many big smiles and big celebrations – but hopefully not big credit card bills!
I hope Santa fills our socks with cash instead of gifts and toys. I know you hope for the same. Wish you a happy Christmas!
I hope your smiles will be as big as your credit card bill this Christmas! Wish you good luck and a lot of fun. Happy Christmas!
I hope Santa leaves you plenty of presents, but I hope the reindeer do not leave behind any “presents” on your lawn! Merry Christmas!
Christmas is the day for blessings and love So let us do not overload priests Celebrate Christmas here with a party Merry Christmas to you
Merry Christmas Funny Wishes Quotes
Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.
Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and receipts for all major purchases.
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.
Sending Christmas cards is a good way to let your friends and family know that you think they’re worth the price of a stamp.
It seems that the Christmas season keeps getting earlier each year. If it gets any earlier, Halloween is going to feel offended.
I wonder how Santa celebrates Christmas day. After the late-night shift he pulls, I bet he stays in bed all day and does nothing. Sounds nice.
Sometimes I feel like I should leave my Christmas decorations up all year; it seems that by the time I take them down, it’s time to put them back up again
It must be hard living in the North Pole like Santa Claus. I can’t imagine living in a place where there’s no pizza delivery! Hope your X-mas delivers some happiness!
Funny Christmas Wishes for Him
So flippin’ excited to spend this Christmas with you. Can’t wait to make some funny moments with you.
Someone woke up early in the morning to check his socks. Good for the socks, good for my morning too!
Santa has already given me what I wished for so long. Now I want him to fill your socks too! Merry Christmas!
Sending your way, a bundle of warm wishes and good luck on this holiday. Take my love and don’t forget to bring presents for me tonight. Merry Christmas!
Funny Christmas Messages
I don’t perceive why individuals prefer to say “Mary Christmas.” Isn’t it Jesus’ birthday? we must always say, “Jesus Christmas.
Christmas is all about spending time with good people. So makes sure you spend the entire day with me tomorrow. Merry Christmas, sweetheart!
The only present you can gift Jesus during his birthday is good behavior. you can try to be good today then go back to normal after Christmas.
I am sending love, care, and great cheer, your way during this Christmas. I hope you remember this message in case we don’t end up meeting during this Christmas.
With all the snow during Christmas, just make sure you set up a lot of indoor fun activities so that Christmas does not turn out to be boring. Make merry thing Christmas.
Make sure you have all the children in the family playing together with such that they are all distracted, and you and all the grown-ups can meet up, drink silly and enjoy Christmas.
Funny Christmas Wishes
I’ve finally found the true meaning of Xmas, it’s for those people who can’t spell Christmas!
Enjoy this Christmas till you find your name on Santa’s naughty list. May you have a great holiday!
Christmas is mostly for children. But we adults can enjoy it too until the credit card bills arrive!
Remember to smile and enjoy your time. Because when Christmas is over, nobody will care whether you exist or not!
Merry Christmas! May you have enough time to groom yourself on this holiday. I think Santa needs to shave his beard too!
Just wanted you to know that you have literally no chance of ending up on the good list of Santa this year. Merry Christmas to you!
Some people have a great year in life and some years have bad people in them. Feeling sorry yet? Just kidding. May your Christmas be full of fun!
I tried too hard to make Santa believe that you’ve been good throughout the year. Instead, I got my presents canceled for being a friend of yours!
May is sure you limit your children’s Christmas gifts because you are the one who will be paying for them so think twice and happy a budget-friendly Christmas.
A good Christmas gift is the landlord forgoing the December rent so that you can find more money to drink and make merry. Have fun and enjoy this Christmas.
With all the bills of Christmas and new year, I know you are not sure how you will manage this season. I wish you the best of luck with the budgeting and try to make Christmas fun.
May you forgive your enemies and those that have done you wrong. Basically, I am giving you a heads up to forgive me for all the times I did you wrong and maintain the Christmas spirit throughout.
How Do You Say Merry Christmas Funny?
Get your fat pants ready, it’s Christmas!
Do you smell gin, vodka, and whiskey in the air?
All I wish for you is overflowing peace, infinite love, and unlimited food.
Here’s to hoping that Santa Claus didn’t pay extra attention to us this year.
Funny Christmas Messages For Friends
I’ve just received the bad news. Santa had a heart attack. Cause of death was your name on the good list of this year!
Good luck with wishing people unrealistic things from someone who doesn’t even exist. Have a great Christmas this year!
You’re now at a stage of your life when you really need to ask yourself if you believe in Santa or not! Grow up, man. Merry Christmas!
Christmas is the only time when eating candy out of socks is cool! Good luck with your smelly socks and expired candies. Merry Christmas!
Wishing you a white Christmas this year. If you run out of the white one, remember I have plenty of supply for the red one. Merry Christmas dear friend!
Funny Christmas Wishes for Her
Wishing for a fat bearded guy to visit me at night is not cool. I’d rather wish it was you in a red gown. Merry Christmas!
If I forget to bring presents for you, keep your doors open. Santa will definitely come with a box of chocolates. Merry Christmas!
You’re too young to go to clubs with friends. Pray for gifts from Santa or let’s go on a date this Christmas. Merry Christmas Cutie!
Enjoy your holiday and feel the magic of Christmas this year. Witness how money disappears and how I lose my sanity. Merry Christmas!
Santa asked me what my heart wants this Christmas! I told him your name, and he said you’re already in my heart! Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas Funny
Is Santa so busy that he cannot find time to groom himself? I think he needs to shave his beard.
May you survive the priest’s boring speech in the church and join me at the party as soon as possible. Merry Christmas!
Christmas is the season of magic and mystery. All your savings for the year will have vanished and you won’t even know it. How awesome!
You are too young to go to a club and have a drink and too old to expect gifts from Santa. In fact, you just don’t fit into the joys of Christmas!
The reason why everyone makes wishes every Christmas is that no one’s wish ever comes true! Making Christmas wishes is just a custom! Merry Christmas!
I have Kept some photos in my home So come here instead of Church you can drink and pray, And no more boring speech from the priest Merry Christmas and Happy New year!
Everyone knows the most important part of the Christmas celebration is spending time with family you don’t get to see very often. Then you have an excuse to neglect them for the rest of the year.
Funny Christmas Greetings
I know you are grouchy, but I wish your Christmas to be merry! Best wishes to you!
It’s hard to smile when your wallet runs out of cash but still, Merry Christmas, and good luck on fulfilling the wishes of your kids!
It’s time to enjoy the holiday, spend some real cash, and realize in the end that money is everything that we ever wanted from Santa.
Merry Christmas to you. I can see you have a great decoration there. But I think your credit card bill will not be as attractive as your decorations!
I don’t know if you realize it or not, but you are getting fatter than Santa Clause. Even Santa would bully you for being so fat! Merry Christmas!
Please allow Jesus to Come and Bless people in Church on Christmas; if he sees you there, he may not. So come here and have a party with me; Merry Christmas to you!
Funny Christmas Quotes
“Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip.” – Gary Allan
“Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of this day – the birth of Santa? – Matt Groening
“From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist, it would be necessary to invent it.” – Katharine Whitehorn
“You better watch out, You better not cry, Better not pout, I’m telling you why Santa Claus is coming to town.” – Haven Gillespie
“Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, he must be a communist. And a beard and long hair must be a pacifist. What’s in that pipe that he’s smoking? – Arlo Guthrie
“Be careful with drinking this Christmas. I got so drunk last night I found myself dancing in a cheesy bar… or, as you like to call it, delicatessen.” – Sean Hughes